Delta Kappa GamMAy I hit your Juul ?

There are some things that are better kept secret. But if there is one thing you learn in American Party Culture 101 is "their way, or the highway". Basically: do what everyone else does or go get lost. And since I don't know if talking about all the times I've broken the law on a public blog is the smartest thing, I'll use the card that'll give me immunity: Allegedly. So, to give you a bit of context, the legal drinking age in America is 21. I was 19. Therefore... I figured it out. Allegedly. I love arts and crafts. It really lets you reinvent yourself, maybe even helps you find a new identity, and opens lots of doors for you. Like the doors of bars. That I managed to get in. Allegedly. To be honest, there is nothing exciting about bars that deserve more than a couple of sentences so I'll be short because there's better things coming up. So, bars: quite fun, cheap drinks, people dancing suggestively. Let's move on. In...